A lady tried to grab some steaks from Publix in an alleged theft. Cops stopped her and she urinated on floor of Publix. She could not have the steaks and it pissed her off right to jail.
A football player threw up a glorious hail mary pass and almost killed 2 cops in a shooting at shopping center during custody fight with 'baby mama'. Both cops were shot in head and almost died. The cops killed the ball player
A filthy flying insect was in the masa dough at latino restaurant Delicias crawling around. Tell Border Patrol to eat it. Maybe they should add a new menu item: 'Fly-rice and Roach-itas
Democratic Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax had a terrible marriage, his wife was a pretty dentist. He shot her and then committed suicide, their children called 911
Remember the movie 'There is a thin line between love and hate', well here it is. Makayla got engaged, but then Demetri broke it off and Makayla got mad, all with a knife in hand making steak. Boyfriend stabbed to death